MarioKart trends on Twitter as Stormy compares Toad to Trump’s privates
MarioKart and Toad are trending on Twitter. But not for the reasons you might think. Stormy Daniels used the game to describe the look of Donald Trump’s privates.
Just when you thought it was already a crazy news week — and it’s only Tuesday, folks — a top Nintendo fan site, verified on Twitter, just bragged about MarioKart and Toad trending.
The Guardian reports that Stormy’s new book include details, she claims, of Trump’s penis. She compares it to a “toadstool.”
She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small”.
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…
“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Stormy is talking about Nintendo’s game “MarioKart” and its character “Toadstool” — or Toad for short — who sports a mushroom on his head. Get it?
All grossness aside, Stormy’s description is important because it’s this kind of detail that helps prove, or disprove, her claim that she had an affair with Trump. Trump has denied the affair. Melania certainly knows if the description is accurate, as does Trump himself. And if any other women have offered similar details privately, prior to Stormy’s book, that goes a long way towards proving their claims as well.
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